Okay so after a nice night of only 10pts scoring for winning an elimination challenge. We have revised the scoring to include more scoring chances! (damn you Bill Simmons! You definitely didn't kill it! ) Many more altercation points and bickering between exes. If you have a suggestion for scoring send it over and we will add it. I plan on watching ever episode 3 times so don't worry I will rescore this gem.
Emotional/Verbal
Female crying: 5 points
Male crying: 20 points
Malapropism: 10 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Plugging career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points
Romantic/Sexual
Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Jealousy over partner’s romantic endeavors: 5 per incident
Referencing past romantic relationship with Ex: 5 points
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Hooking up with Ex: 20 points
Hooking up with non-Ex: 15 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points
Violence/Aggressive Behavior
Getting medical treatment from onsite staff: 10pts
Leaving in third world ambulance: 20pts
Veiled reference to steroids: 5 points
Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Yelling in hostile altercation: additional 5 points Attempted physical altercation: 25 points
Target of attempted physical altercation: 20 points
Victim of physical altercation: 35 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points
Drugs/Alcohol
Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points
Early Departures
Female crying: 5 points
Male crying: 20 points
Malapropism: 10 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Plugging career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points
Romantic/Sexual
Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Jealousy over partner’s romantic endeavors: 5 per incident
Referencing past romantic relationship with Ex: 5 points
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Hooking up with Ex: 20 points
Hooking up with non-Ex: 15 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points
Violence/Aggressive Behavior
Getting medical treatment from onsite staff: 10pts
Leaving in third world ambulance: 20pts
Veiled reference to steroids: 5 points
Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Yelling in hostile altercation: additional 5 points Attempted physical altercation: 25 points
Target of attempted physical altercation: 20 points
Victim of physical altercation: 35 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points
Drugs/Alcohol
Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points
Early Departures
Being kicked off show: 100 points (must be eliminated outside of game play)
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points
Game Play
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points
Game Play
Reads cell phone clue from TJ: 2 points
Unintentional fall into water or from height during weekly challenge: -2 points
Inter-team bickering: 5 points per player
Forfeiting or disqualifying weekly challenge: -10 points
Partner disparaging during confessional: 5 points
Disrupting game play of another: 5 points
Referencing Rookies or Veterans: 2 points
Making T.J. say, “You Killed It”: 25 points
TJ gives genuine praise to losing competitor for a hard effort: 10pts
Winning weekly challenge (becoming power couple): 10 points
Maintaining power couple status: 15 points
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points Winning final challenge: 50 points
Unintentional fall into water or from height during weekly challenge: -2 points
Inter-team bickering: 5 points per player
Forfeiting or disqualifying weekly challenge: -10 points
Partner disparaging during confessional: 5 points
Disrupting game play of another: 5 points
Referencing Rookies or Veterans: 2 points
Making T.J. say, “You Killed It”: 25 points
TJ gives genuine praise to losing competitor for a hard effort: 10pts
Winning weekly challenge (becoming power couple): 10 points
Maintaining power couple status: 15 points
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points Winning final challenge: 50 points
Any points earned in hot tub and/or helicopter are scored at double value.
I like the changes. However, TJ did award a "you killed it" to 4 teams last night and an additional "you killed it to Johnny and whats her name. But I agree that there needs to be more points available.
ReplyDeleteYou're good Leslie! Morgan and I didn't even catch that.
ReplyDeleteI also think there should be points (negative or positive) for being treated by medical personnel and/or being rush off-camera by ambulance
Not sure how I feel about the "At commissioner's discretion" points. Seems a little fishy!
ReplyDeleteThe comissioner fines Sydnee 50 points for questioning the comissioner.
ReplyDeleteThe deputy commissioner agree's with said fine. If this were "survivor" fantasy league (gag me) we would totally cheat because who gives a shit what Jeff Probst thinks about them. But we would never betray TJ. One of those eyes may be lazy and both are always a little red but they can still cry and I would never make a tear run down that stubbly check.
ReplyDeletei am on syd's side...points to be determined by anyone in power is fishy no matter how you slice it.
ReplyDeletei say the more people scoring, the merrier. if you would like a score sheet, just email me or morgan. if i knew how to post an xcel spreadsheet on the site, i would.
ReplyDeleteI want one....
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