LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Rules source: http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/153/grantlands-reality-tv-fantasy-league-the-complete-rules-and-draft-results

Emotional/Verbal

Female Crying: 5 points
Male Crying: 20 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Plugging an acting, modeling, or singing career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points

Romantic/Sexual

Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points
Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points

Violence

Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points

Drugs/Alcohol

Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points

Early Departures

Being kicked off show: 100 points (must be eliminated outside of game play)
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points

Game Play

Making T.J. say, “You Killed It”: 25 points
TJ gives genuine praise to losing competitor for a hard effort: 10pts
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points
Winning final challenge: 50 points

Any points earned in hot tub and/or helicopter are scored at double value.