NEW SCORING

Okay so after a nice night of only 10pts scoring for winning an elimination challenge. We have revised the scoring to include more scoring chances! (damn you Bill Simmons! You definitely didn't kill it! ) Many more altercation points and bickering between exes. If you have a suggestion for scoring send it over and we will add it. I plan on watching ever episode 3 times so don't worry I will rescore this gem.

Emotional/Verbal
Female crying: 5 points
Male crying: 20 points
Malapropism: 10 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Plugging career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points

Romantic/Sexual
Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Jealousy over partner’s romantic endeavors: 5 per incident
Referencing past romantic relationship with Ex: 5 points
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Hooking up with Ex: 20 points
Hooking up with non-Ex: 15 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points

Violence/Aggressive Behavior
Getting medical treatment from onsite staff: 10pts
Leaving in third world ambulance: 20pts
Veiled reference to steroids: 5 points
Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Yelling in hostile altercation: additional 5 points Attempted physical altercation: 25 points
Target of attempted physical altercation: 20 points
Victim of physical altercation: 35 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points

Drugs/Alcohol

Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points

Early Departures

Being kicked off show: 100 points (must be eliminated outside of game play)
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points

Game Play

Reads cell phone clue from TJ: 2 points
Unintentional fall into water or from height during weekly challenge: -2 points
Inter-team bickering: 5 points per player
Forfeiting or disqualifying weekly challenge: -10 points
Partner disparaging during confessional: 5 points
Disrupting game play of another: 5 points
Referencing Rookies or Veterans: 2 points
Making T.J. say, “You Killed It”: 25 points
TJ gives genuine praise to losing competitor for a hard effort: 10pts
Winning weekly challenge (becoming power couple): 10 points
Maintaining power couple status: 15 points
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points Winning final challenge: 50 points

Any points earned in hot tub and/or helicopter are scored at double value.

Draft Rules

I just got a message from TJ on my new T-Mobile Sidkick Driod Plus Fantastic. "Get a good dinner in and put on your PJ's. The draft starts at 8/9/10/11 and will happen on the interweb." My guess is its a draft of some sort. Except we are in speedos swimming in ice water to find the players we want then we have to swim 100m freestyle and pass the player card to our team mate who climbs a rope and rings a bell.

Draft/team rules. 1.We have 10 teams for 26 cast members so we are going to allow cast members to be on multiple teams. 2. Each team will draft 5 players. 3. Each cast member can be drafted twice but not by the same team. (Ie CT will be drafted twice but not by the same team). 4. Draft order will be set in random order and be snake fashion. ( In round 1Team1 picks first, Team2 picks second.... Team 10 picks tenth. Then for round 2 Team10 picks first Team9 picks second .... Team1 picks tenth. And the pattern repeats in round 3 and 4 and 5) 5. If and when a player is kicked of the show, the team can pick from the 2 left players from the draft or use the show replacement. However, scoring for any new addition to the team will not start until the next week. Hey! you are getting a ton of points for the "kicked off" so relax. Teej hates whiners!

So remember, there are 2 of everyone to be drafted. (except TJ, but my head would explode with excitement if that were true so its a good thing). There are no requirements for # of guys/girls or drafting "exes" pairs. It's a free for all on who you want as long as they are available and not already on your team. Scoring is on the below. The most points at the end of the year will win a lot of money but not as much as you would think for a show people have fantasy leagues for. And each week the team with the highest point total will win prizes like: Beats by Dr Dre DJ headphones (even though we aren't DJ's), TMobile Sidekicks (we have Iphones and Verizon thanks) and WiiFit game packs (even though we have PS3's and xBox's).

If every one can gchat that will speed things up but we can do an email chain if some people don't have gchat or are being dicks about it. :) I will do my best to send out an update of who is available through the email chain as we draft but if you have your own list you check off from that would be great. I don't know how many of you have played Fantasy football but these things can drag on. We aren't playing for money so lets try to be semi snappy about the picks. Remember TJ was in a coma only 12 short months ago and he hates lolligagers. Plus we all win if CT rips Wes in half, even if he's not on your team! If you can't make the draft, make a quick list of cast rankings and get it to me or Les through email. When it is your pick we will select the highest ranked player available.

We can iron out scoring later but in general we will use the rules below and Les and I will be final judge. I am a former winner of this type of competition so I'm qualified (Still waiting for my $150 in winnings from 2005 Ben Leimbach!) and Leslie would never disappoint TJ by favoring someone or herself. TJ hates cheaters. Sweet Jesus, I hope I kill it tonight!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Rules source: http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/153/grantlands-reality-tv-fantasy-league-the-complete-rules-and-draft-results

Emotional/Verbal

Female Crying: 5 points
Male Crying: 20 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Plugging an acting, modeling, or singing career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points

Romantic/Sexual

Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points
Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points

Violence

Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points

Drugs/Alcohol

Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points

Early Departures

Being kicked off show: 100 points (must be eliminated outside of game play)
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points

Game Play

Making T.J. say, “You Killed It”: 25 points
TJ gives genuine praise to losing competitor for a hard effort: 10pts
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points
Winning final challenge: 50 points

Any points earned in hot tub and/or helicopter are scored at double value.